Lions Win over Falcons 22-21 at London's Wembley Stadium. Bloody well played!
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President Obama hosted Ebola survivor Nina Pham at the White House over the weekend.
- She may have beaten Ebola, but she got even more nauseous after eating the Kale-Kebobs and Brussel Sprout Layer Cake Michelle served her for dinner.
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A new survey suggests that online dating is becoming more popular than meeting someone at a bar.
- But some of the old rules still apply...for instance most women say they wait until the 3rd email to have virtual sex with the guy.
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UPS says it expects holiday shipments to jump by 11% this year.
- So if you're wondering "What "Brown can do for you"...just know they'll be doing 11% more of it.
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Former Congressman Anthony Weiner says he's opening a restaurant.
- Hot Dog!
- Let's just hope Anthony isn't in charge of picking out the pictures for the menu.
- Interested waitresses are being asked to send a brief resume on Twitter. You'll know your hired if Weiner Tweets you back.
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Russian Facebook has narrowed down it's "Miss Hitler" pageant to 10 finalists.
- It's just like any other pageant, except "Miss Congeniality" isn't all that "congenial".
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John Denver posthumously received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
- Unfortunately his family from Colorado missed the unveiling, as the plane they were flying, ran out of gas. (Sorry...)
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Tuesday!
-Dick