Tonights the night... Game One of the Play-Offs between the Tigers and the Orioles, in Baltimore. Max Scherzer on the mound. Game time: 5:37pm. GO TIGERS!!!!!!!!!
*****
After mounting reports of lapses in security, including the revelation that a man rode an elevator with the President while carrying a gun, Julia Pierson, the Head of the Secret Service, resigned yesterday
- In Washington "Resigned" is the code word for "Don't Let The Door Hit You On The A** On Your Way Out".
- Her temporary replacement said the Secret Service will step up their efforts to protect the President "by hook 'r by crook".
*****
Microsoft announced that the operating system replacing Windows 8 will be called Windows 10.
- They decided on Windows 10 because "Wallside Windows", "Majic Windows" and "Hanson Windows" were already taken.
*****
According to a new study, married men live longer than single men despite the fact that single men are thinner than their married counterparts.
- Bottom line: Married men will be older when they die, but single guys will look better at the funeral home.
*****
P. Diddy told an interviewer that Jennifer Lopez's booty is a "work of art".
- If JLo's is a "work of art", then Kim Kardashian's is an entire Museum.
*****
A study of U.S. Treasury Securities found that we're borrowing an astounding $8 Trillion a year.
- If don't know how much 8 Trillion dollars is...it's A LOT.
- Here's an idea, take 10 bucks from the 8 Trillion and buy a lock for the White House front door.
*****
The first case of Ebola has been confirmed in the US...with dozens, possibly hundreds of people at risk who came into contact with the patient.
- Obviously our "Immigration Policy" on viruses isn't working any better than the one we have with people.
*****
Have a great day and I'll see you back here on Friday with a brand new Podcast! (#138)
-Dick