They've only been back on the air for two weeks, but Rosie O'Donnell and Whoopi Goldberg got into a heated, expletive laced argument during a commercial break on "The View" Monday, leaving the audience stunned. Rosie was mad that Whoopi cut off her comments on spanking kids to go to a network mandated break. 

- The audience was only stunned that the two actually got along for two weeks before throwing the F-bomb at each other. 

- I understand Rosie's point...think of the millions of viewers who had to wait 3 whole minutes to find out whether or not they should spank their kids! 

- It's an historic day when Whoopi Goldberg comes off as the rational one. 

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The World's Oldest Clown, Floyd "Creeky the Clown" Creekmore has died at the age of 98. 

- In lieu of "Flowers that Squirt Water", his family has requested donations to the "Everybody Can Be a Bozo Scholarship Fund". 

- "Creeky" performed right up until the end, although because of his age, he wasn't allowed to drive the tiny car filled with 27 of his co-workers at night. 

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The White House held a state dinner for India's Prime Minister despite the fact that he's fasting. 

- Holy Cow! 

- He's not the first visiting Prime Minister to claim he was fasting after seeing Michelle's "Vegetable Dessert Tray". 

- The good news is, there was plenty of extra food for the uninvited guests who just strolled into the White House during the dinner. 

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A study by Princeton University found that 20% of women who decide not to have kids say it's  because of the economy. 

- The study also showed that 45% of women who DO have kids say it's because they forgot to take their pill. 

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Swimmer Micheal Phelps, the most decorated Olympian in history, was arrested for his 2nd DUI after going 84 in a 45mph zone, and crossing the double yellow lines in a tunnel. 

- You'd think after all those laps, he'd at least be able to stay in his own lane. 

- I'm shocked that anyone would pass in a tunnel...unless they happen to be late for their radio show at CKLW. 

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California passed a bill making it mandatory for both parties to give oral consent before sex can commence. 

- It's known as the "Discourse Before Intercourse" law. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick