Gas prices are dropping...and if they haven't already...will probably fall to less than three dollars a gallon in coming days.
- Gosh! It must be election time... ya think???
- Think of it as Happy Hour at your gas station...when it's a lot cheaper to get tanked.
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A new study found that Atheists Tweet more that Muslims, Jews and Christians.
-OMG!
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A study by the FBI found that the average American has a better chance of getting robbed on the Internet than on the street.
- It's known as iMugging.
- But a guy named Mgumbo that's been emailing me from Nigeria told me it's not true.
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Jennifer Lawrence says she has a crush on Woody Allen, but is in love with Seinfeld creator Larry David. But David says she's too young for him.
- He basically told her to "Curb her Enthusiasm".
- Ironically, Larry David says Lawrence is too young for him to date...and Woody Allen says she's too OLD for HIM to date.
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This week's Saturday Night Live tied a record for the lowest viewed episode in the show's history.
- So look for a totally non-funny sketch about it this coming Saturday.
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Duck Dynasty star John Luke Robertson got engaged to his girlfriend.
- Sounds like somebody done did get knocked up.
- Even if she isn't pregnant, I have a feeling this is gonna be a Shotgun Wedding.
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Tom Cruise's ex-wife Katie Holmes has signed on to reprise her role as Jackie Kennedy in a new mini-series.
- Meanwhile Tom has signed on to play a Munchkin in a remake of "The Wizard of Oz".
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Wednesday!
-Dick