The National Enquirer reports that Kanye West is hoping to spend his honeymoon with Kim Kardashian on an inflatable spacecraft set to launch in 2015.
- Apparently he wants to go where no men have gone before and that rules out spending a few nights in a hotel with Kim.
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The U.S. set a record in 2013 for the fewest lightning deaths in one year.
- Scientists say the chances of that kind of thing happening again is less than getting struck by lightening.
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The AP reports that the Spanish language version of the Obamacare website is filled with bad "Spanglish" translations, such as using "prima" which means "female cousin" in place of "premium".
- Thousands of Latinos are wondering why they have to pay their female cousins hundreds of dollars a month to cover doctor visits.
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Video has surfaced of a Montana preacher delivering a 60-second Church service so he could leave and watch the 49er's game this past Sunday.
- You'd except this kind of behavior if the Saints were playing, but the 49er's?
- Parishioners knew something was up when the preacher shouted from the pulpit "YOU READY FOR SOME GOSPEL?!"
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Israeli's Defense Minister says that Sec. of State John Kerry is obsessed with Middle East peace talks and that he has a "Messiah Complex".
- As an example, they said that the whole "Swift Boating" thing was no big deal because Kerry believes he can actually walk on water.
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Nadya Suleman, "The Octomom" is being charged with welfare fraud and could face five years in prison.
- Her kids are devastated and have asked the judge to make it at least 10 to 20.
- So look for the new reality show "Octo-Inmate" coming to a cable station near you!
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday!
-Dick