Over the weekend, Elton John said Miley Cyrus is a “meltdown waiting to happen” and that Lady Gaga is “in a bad place.”

- He added however, “I’m Still Standing”.    

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The NFL has doubled the price of the most expensive tickets to the Super Bowl to $2600 each. 

- Another great reason to be a Lions fan! 

- Who wouldn’t wanna spend $2600 to stand outside in the Meadowlands Stadium in New Jersey in February???

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NASA’s Voyager I left the solar system last week making it the first human-made object to leave the solar system. 

- If you don’t count Tom Cruise and John Travolta. 

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It’s the 5th Anniversary of the 2008 financial crisis that plunged our country into an economic nightmare. 

- Most men had totally forgotten about the anniversary until their wives got mad and reminded them. 

- Etiquette says the proper gift for a 5th Anniversary Financial Crisis is cash. 

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Some mainstream companies are starting to consider advertising on porn websites. 

- Nothing kills the mood like finding out that just 15 minutes can save you hundreds of dollars on car insurance in the middle of “How The Chest Was Won”. 

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A study out of England found that a large number of employers view tattoos negatively. 

- Especially if it says “Work Sucks”.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick

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