Kwame and his BFF and co-conspirator Bobby Ferguson found guilty of most Federal Charges including the Big One — RICO — Racketeering Influenced and Corrupt Organization.
KWAME: 24 GUILTY, 3 Not Guilty and 3 No Verdict.
BOBBY: 9 GUILTY (including RICO, Bribery and Extortion)
BERNARD (Daddy) KILPATRICK: 1 GUILTY - (filing false tax return)
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Cardinals at the Vatican are beignning their Conclave to pick the next Pope, and there is a social media blackout to keep them from being influenced by the Internet.
- Vatican officials have however, invited Simon Cowell to come in and judge the singing portion of “The Pope’s Got Talent”.
- Now “Angry Birds” will be called “Angry Cardinals”.
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In Rome, Swiss guards caught an imposter dressed as a cardinal who tried to join the conclave.
- I guess Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI is already bored with his retirement.
- If he just hadn’t worn his secret pair of red shoes no one would have noticed!
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Employees of Weight Watchers are complaining that about their wages.
- Apparently, they’re not happy about the number they see on the Pay Scale.
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An Indian man posted a photo of his tattoo of the Netflix logo on Twitter, and Netflix gave him a free year’s subscription.
- Kinda like when Anthony Weiner posted pix of his nether regions on Twitter…and got a free supply of Exxxtends for men.
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ABC News reported on a man in Florida who has a collection of over 2 thousand dolls.
- There’s a guy in California named “Hugh” something who collects dolls as well, but his are alive and contain a lot more plastic.
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President Obama’s older half-brother Malik Obama want to become President of Kenya.
- Donald Trump immediately demanded to see his Kenyan Birth Certificate!
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Demi Moore is asking Ashton Kucher to pay her alimony.
- Of course she’ll have to keep paying Ashton’s parents Child Support.
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Have a good day (at least you know it’s going to better that Kwame’s) and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!
-Dick