A 60-year-old Mall Santa was arrested for allegedly pinching the butt of an 18-year-old female elf.
- It's the Most Wonderful Time Of The Year...right until the cops show up.
- If convicted, I'm sure he'll get some nice Stocking Stuffers from the guys in the Pen.
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HUGE SALVATION ARMY PIE SALE!!!!!
Everything made from scratch by volunteers of the S.A. Girl Guard Program!
Three delicious varieties: Apple Crumb ($11). Pecan ($11) & Pumpkin ($9). Available at the Salvation Army HQ - 3015 N. Main in Royal Oak or call (248) 585-5600 to place an order! Open 9am to 9pm today, 9am to 6pm Wednesday. All proceeds go to the Girl Guards Program! These pies are delicious and happen to be where the Purtan Family gets our Thanksgiving pies!
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Rodney Dangerfield's widow says she keeps a bottle of the late comedian's sweat in her refrigerator.
- She says she does it out of respect.
- NOTE: If invited to Rodney Dangerfield's widow's house for dinner...bring your own salad dressing!
- You don't know wanna know what she keeps in her freezer.
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A 25-year-old woman claims she and Charles Manson plan to get married.
- With no date set, at this point the wedding plans are really Helter Skelter.
- She says Charlie can't wait to start a family. I hope it's a different kind of family that his last one.
- Like any bride-to-be she's says she's a bit nervous. Okay, maybe a little more nervous than most...
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Mick Jagger is going to be a great-grandfather early next year.
- He's got plenty of experience from years of changing Keith Richard's diapers.
- Mick and the baby will have a lot in common...They both need some warm milk to help them get to sleep.
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A 60-year-old Mall Santa was arrested for allegedly pinching the butt of an 18-year-old female elf.
- So I guess it is the Most Wonderful Time Of The Year...right until the cops show up.
- If convicted, I'm sure he'll get some nice Stocking Stuffers from the guys in the Pen.
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The Ford Explorer driven by Sarah Palin when she was mayor of Wasilla, Alaska, is for sale on eBay.
- It's got really low milage since the grocery store she shops at in Russia is just a few miles away.
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A Charlotte, North Carolina man died and left his 4,270 sq. ft. home and $250,000 to his two cats, with his family getting nothing until the cats die.
- Visitation for the cats will be this Friday from 11 to 2 followed by a private burial.
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here tomorrow with a pre-Thanksgiving treat!
-Dick