Secretary of State John Kerry brokered a deal that freezes some parts of Iran's nuclear program - but lifts billions of dollars of sanctions against Iran for 6 months.
- Kerry said negotiating was tough, but he gave in when Iran's President pinky-sweared that they would stop trying to make bombs.
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In his first post-prison interview, Dr. Conrad Murray the man convicted of killing Michael Jackson insists he didn't kill the King of Pop, but loved him. He said the two were so close, he "held Michael's penis every night and inserted a catheter" to help with his bed-wetting.
- Okay, that's even creepier than the video for "Thriller".
- For the doctor that's known as being a BFF WITHOUT Benefits.
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President Obama is taking three days off to host fundraisers.
- He's trying to enough money to buy enough Starbucks coffee to keep his Obamacare website techs awake.
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More pet owners are turning to medical marijuana to treat their pets.
- Cat owners are using it on healthy cats to mellow them out and stop the bitchy attitude.
- And you thought your dog begged for snacks now.
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Miley Cyrus did it again... She closed last night's AMA's with a rendition of her hit "Wrecking Ball", and was accompanied by a giant video of a kitten lip-syncing every word Miley sang.
- Apparently the cat was high on medical marijuana when it agreed to the gig.
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Taylor Swift won four trophies and made history by becoming the first female artist to win "Artist of the Year" for three years in a row.
- She's got her heart set on winning again next year...so let the dating/breaking-up begin!
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Singer Rhianna won the first ever "Icon" award - the AMA's version of a "Lifetime Achievement Award". She's 25.
- So apparently in the Entertainment Industry, 25 is the new 90.
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Famous Psychic Sylvia Brown died last week.
- She never saw it coming!
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Have a great day and I'll see you here tomorrow as we count down to Turkey Day!
-Dick