Apple began selling it's new i-Pad mini yesterday.
- I prefer old fashioned gizmos like my iPost-It-Note.
- They got the idea from an employee named Goldilocks who said her regular sized iPad was too big, her iPhone was too small, but an i-Pad mini would be juuuuussssst right!
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Scientists are reportedly working on building a real-life Starship Enterprise in the next 20 years.
- Their hoping to use the ship to take William Shatner's hair piece to a galaxy far, far away.
- Trekkies are so excited, they've already started packing up all the stuff in their parents basement for the trip!
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The architect of Obamacare said they expected people to switch insurance on their own, instead of getting kicked off their current policy.
- If that's the case, why didn't they just have somebody from Geiko set up the website???
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Bill Clinton said that Obama should keep his pledge to allow people to keep thier current health care plans if they like them.
- Hillary added "If anyone knows anything about the importance of keeping pledges, it's Bill".
- His comments come from personal experience...Bill just loves his intern! I mean Internist!
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The lawyer for Edward Snowden said his client is running out of money.
- And if he's running out of money, he's going to be running out of lawyers.
- Snowden says he is considering calling Sam Bernsteinovich.
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Congratulations to Tom Izzo's #2 ranked Michigan State Basketball Spartans who beat #1 ranked Kentucky last night!!! The score was 78-74.
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday!
-Dick