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Today is 11/12/13... A numeric date that won't happen again for a hundred years...on November 12, 2113.  

- Which happens to be the exact date that Kathleen Sebelius is tossing around as the day the Obamacare website will be up and running...for almost all Americans.  

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The U.S. Postal Service has struck a deal with Amazon.com and will be making Sunday deliveries for the internet giant during the holidays in select cities.  

- It's designed for those people who absolutely can't wait 'til Monday to get the "Painless Facial Hair Remover" for that special someone on their list.  

- The U.S. Postal Service is flaunting the agreement saying, "Now there's something Brown Can't Do For You!" 

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Miley Cyrus says that her Godmother Dolly Parton is her role model.  

- Dolly once gave Miley one of her bras as a gift...to use as a one bedroom apartment.  

 - Miley got the idea to smoke pot on stage at a recent Music Awards Show in Amsterdam from her Godfather, Woody Harrelson. 

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Tom Cruise was misquoted in the press when they reported that he said acting in a film can be as hard as fighting in Afghanistan.  

- He meant to say  it was as hard as fighting in Iraq.  

- You can read the whole story in the Scientology Magazine: "Making the Most of Your Reprogramming".  

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Angela Lansbury says she thinks it's a mistake for NBC to do a new show called "Murder She Wrote" with a completely new set of actors and characters.  

- That's because all of the original stars, including her, are cast members on "The Walking Dead".  

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Two New York women are suing a lingerie company that claims it's "shape wear" burns cellulite by using tiny caffeine capsules imbedded in the fabric.  

- The company claims they didn't lose weight because they added too much cream and sugar to their spanx. 

- Call me crazy, but I've always preferred my wife in Decaf Lingerie.  

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Wednesday!  

-Dick