Just released documents found in Osama bin Laden’s compound show that al Qaeda planned to hijack cruise ships.

- They weren’t going to do anything bad, the terrorists just needed a little break from Jihading.  

- On a bright note, they would have come in handy when it came time to blow up the inflatable life rafts. 

- Who needs terrorists? Don’t enough people explode on cruises from the food alone? 

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