A new report says that one third of all U.S. workers don’t get enough sleep. 

- The Obama campaign seized on the news touting the high unemployment rate as “our plan to get more Americans the sleep they need.” 

- The two-thirds who do get enough sleep were mostly pilots who have a few, and fall asleep in the cockpit. (That is, the ones who don’t run up and down the aisle yelling “We’re going to crash!”)

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