A new study claims that people with higher IQ’s take less sick days than people with a lower Intelligence Quotient. 

- Which explains why members of Congress miss so many votes! 

- It’s hard to believe, but this means all those guys at Cedar Point wearing the “I’m With Stupid” T-Shirts are workaholics! 

- Maybe it’s because smart people realize you need to actually go to work to get paid. 

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