The 24-year-old Colombian prostitute who claims that one Secret Service agent paid her only $30 for an $800 “service”, has gone underground after pictures of her surfaced on the web.
- Of couse “underground” means she’s preparing for her new reality show, “Colombia’s Next Top Hooker”.
- The prostitute added that she’d never slept with anyone before who spent the whole time talking into his sleeve.
- This gives a whole new meaning to the old joke “How do you make a Hormone?” “Don’t pay her”.