The Kardashians are pitching a proposal to publishers for a Kardashian glossy magazine that would be filled with nothing but photos about the Kardashians.  

- People Magazine and US Weekly immediately sued for copyright infringement.  

- They were originally going for a “Readers Digest” size magazine, but realized they couldn’t fit pictures of their butts on the pages. 

NOTE: To manufacture their line of clothing, the Kardashians are rumored to be running a sweat shop in Haiti, where the employees work 84 hours a week.  

- Which is longer than Kim Kardashian’s marriage! 

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