The Bangkok Post reports that a Thai beautician is charging top dollar to teach her ancient, government-approved beauty technique: breast slapping. Her rapid-slap technique allegedly causes some pain but firms up the skin and muscles. She says that after a treatment, measuring tape shows that bustlines naturally grow up to an inch larger. She added that if your boobs are too small to be slapped, get implants.
- And then the plastic surgeon will slap you with a bill for thousands of dollars!
- Some clients were so thrilled with the results they were described as downright “Slap Happy”.
- The woman got the idea from watching Curly’s face swell up every time he was slapped by Moe on “The Three Stooges”.