This year’s new TV shows look a lot like reruns. First, ABC announced that it was reviving “Charlie’s Angels,” insisting that it would be a more “enlightened, empowering, feminist take”. Now, the Hollywood Reporter reveals that CBS, which already brought back “Hawaii 5-0” has ordered a pilot of a new version of the 60’s sitcom, “Bewitched”.
- Democrats in Hollywood are lobbying for Michelle Bachmann to be cast in the title role of “Samantha the Witch”.
- By “enlightened” they mean the new Charlie’s Angels will be better lit to accentuate their cleavage.
- Also coming to a TV near you: “Leave it Bieber”, and “The Partridge Family Visits Danny Bonaduce in Rehab!”