Hi, it’s me…Your Roy-“Al” Highness, and I’ll be at a “Castle” tomorrow morning as “the Queen” and at a wedding no less! 
Let the humiliation for me continue! Marquisa Benford, 34, a mother of seven, and Donahvan Gray, 21, both of Detroit, wanted to be wed on the same day as Will & Kate. Well, they entered and won a contest to tie the knot at the White Castle restaurant at 12 Mile and Dequindre in Warren. 
The couple, who own a tattoo business, met at White Castle in May 2009 and eat there almost every day. White Castle is providing a free reception for 20 guests. The ceremony commences at 10:30 Friday morning and I’ll be eating sliders at 10:31. 
Yes, sliders, tattoos and me in drag - ain’t life grand! Hope to see you there! Ta ta for now!