Charlie told TMZ.com that he’s writing a tell-all book about his life on the set of “Two and A Half Men”, to be called “When the Laughter Stopped”.  He’s hoping to spark a bidding war among publishers and get an an advance of at least $10 million dollars. 

- Which he will use to buy a really nice briefcase full of cocaine. 

- I’m sure his fans are dying to “crack” open the pages. 

- “When the Laughter Stopped”? I thought that title was already taken by Hugh Hefner’s 24-year-old fiance for her upcoming book about their wedding night.   

- Since he’s decided to include a chapter on his “porn family” it’s going to be a pop-up book. 

- Alternate names for the book?  “Meth.  It’s What’s For Dinner” and “Peter Pan Meets Captain Hooker!”

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