Unrest continues in the middle east including Libya where hundreds of protestors have reportedly been killed by government troops and supporters of Moammar Qadaffi. The ever-defiant Qadaffi gave a speech in which he vowed he would rather die a martyr than step down.
- There are so many people out to get him, he’s hired a guy whose only job is to yell, “Qadaffi, Duck!”.
- Qadaffi and his mistress “Daisy”, have been in hiding since he gave the speech.