After just two weeks of at-home rehab, Charlie Sheen is cured! He called the Dan Patrick radio show Monday to say that “it’s like I heal really quickly. But I unravel pretty quickly. So get me right now, guys. Bring it!”. He even showed up on the set of his show “Two and A Half Men” to start filming, but nobody was there - since execs shut down production until the end of the month. Sheen added that he finds sobriety “boring” and recently told a group of UCLA basketball players, “Don’t do crack. Drink chocolate milk”.
- Usually when Charlie say’s “Bring it” he’s referring to a briefcase full of cocaine!
- The Pope has declared Charlie’s recovery a miracle and Charlie has now taken the first step to sainthood.
- Doesn’t he know Chocolate milk can be bad for you? Too much sugar!
- Sounds like Charlie is finally ready to settle down… and start a traditional American Porn Family!