With only New Girgrich and Rick Santorum agreeing to appear in the debate he was set to host, Donald Trump announced Tuesday that he’s pulling out as moderator.
- Newt only agreed to appear because he figured Trump would bring some really hot looking babes to the event.
Meanwhile Trump says Republicans want his assurance that he won’t run for Prez as a third party candidate, but he released a statement saying sometime after the final episode of “The Apprentice” airs on May 20th, he will decide whether to run. Until then, he said, “I must leave all of my options open because, above all else, we must make America great again!”
- If he wants to make America great again, cancelling “The Apprentice” would be a good start!
- Just in case he does run, Trump has already dug up the original copy of his birth certificate… proving he was born on the planet Krypton.