Justin Bieber has denied ever meeting the woman who claims he fathered her baby during an alleged 30 second romp after a concert last year. He is demanding a DNA test to prove he’s not the father, then plans to sue for defamation. He claims he always goes straight to a limo and home after the shows.
- He has a limo driver so he can play “Super Mario Bros.” on his DS on the ride home.
- Justin’s mom said it’s possible he could accidentally be the father because, “He’s so young, I haven’t had ‘The Talk’ with him yet.
Meanwhile the woman’s ex-boyfriend told the New York Post that “it’s a scam,” and that she first tried to tell him he was the father, but that was impossible since they hadn’t even been in the same state within months of the conception.
- This woman is obviously in the state of confusion!
- Two words: Bill Clinton.
- Two more words: John Edwards.