A poll by a health care company found that women are more likely than men to take sick days and are more willing to give a bizarre excuse. 56% of women admitted calling in sick when they weren’t, compared to only a third of men. The excuses women gave included: My dog fell and broke all its legs; I was away all weekend and my cat really missed me and I need to spend the day with him; I’m locked in my house; I forgot I worked there; and I can’t find my shoes. 
- The bosses didn’t fall for the “I can’t find my shoes” excuse because being a woman she probably has about 50 more pair in her closet.
- The shoe excuse did work for the men, since most men only have one pair of shoes.
- If she forgot she worked there, how did she know who to call and say she wouldn’t be in?
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