Walt Disney World has announced plans to update and double the size of “Fantasyland”, which will include a new place to interact with Disney Princesses. 

- Lindsay Lohan was a Disney Princess and you couldn’t pay me enough to “interact” with her.

- For 50 Disney Dollars you’ll be able to get a lap-dance from Cinderella!

- Snow White is said to be thrilled… she can finally dump the dwarves and find a guy tall enough to let her wear high heels again!

- Originally they were going to double the size of Epcot, until they realized there were no new countries to add. 

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