Here they are: Two of my Christmas favs from the morning show! Enjoy!
“A Politically Incorrect Christmas”
“Walkin’ ‘Round In Women’s Underwear”
And now on with the news…
You Ain’t No Santa, Baby!
Cops in Ohio rushed to the Dayton Mall Wednesday after receiving a call that an “unruly group” of people had arrived on two buses, including several intoxicated people dressed as Santa - handing out adult materials and singing naughty Christmas songs. When a female Santa approached a policeman to ask what was going on, he twisted her arm behind her, slammed her into a glass wall, shoved her to the ground, put his knee in her back and handcuffed her.
- Isn’t that a line from “Twas the Night Before Christmas”… “And he looked just like a peddler, shoving her to the ground and putting a knee in her back”?
- This sounds like the plot of a new Vince Vaughn/Will Ferrell movie.
Was The Guy From Chile By Any Chance?
An airport in Louisiana was evacuated for an hour Wednesday after an x-ray scanner showed a wired device of a mysterious shape. Police called in bomb-sniffing dogs and other equipment to examine the package. It turned out to contain a miner’s headlamp and a frozen chicken. The chicken was also stuffed with crawfish, but the scanner didn’t detect that.
- Maybe the owner was just trying to save time by thawing out the chicken with the miner’s headlamp while in flight!
- The frozen chicken was put in the full body scanner and later complained to authorities that the photos showed his frozen giblets.
But Can He Dance?
Researchers in Japan are working on what they call the “Evolved Mouse Project”, creating genetically modified mice with random mutations just to see what evolves. They say they’ve now created a mouse that tweets like a bird. They call it a “Singing Mouse”.
- They obviously paid an advertising agency big bucks to come up with the name “Singing Mouse”!
- Excuse me, but didn’t Walt Disney do something like this years ago?
- They also tried to create a duck with no pants on but it didn’t pass the censors.
- “Tweety the Bird” is claiming copyright infringement.
And R.I.P. Fred Foy…
The Detroiter and famed announcer for “The Lone Ranger”, on both Radio and TV, has passed away at the age of 89. Below is a short clip of what many consider to be the most famous opening in broadcast history. (We tried to get the complete opening but this is all we could find!) We miss those thrilling days of yesteryear…
Have a great day and see you back here tomorrow… Christmas Eve!
- Dick