This week we celebrate World Semicolon Day! So don’t forget to call your High School English teacher and schedule your annual Semi-Colonoscopy!

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The infamous white Ford Bronco carrying OJ Simpson in a low-speed chase across LA may finally be up for sale and is expected to get $1.5 MILLION at auction.

- $1.5 MILLION for a Bronco? There gonna make a killing!

- The Bronco is said to be in near-mint condition and can go from zero to 25 mph in less than 60 seconds.

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After an outcry from animal rights activists over the cruelty of glue-traps, New York lawmakers are proposing new ways to “Humanely” cut down the Rat population.

- So they’re just going to give the rats Gift Cards to White Castle and let nature takes its course.

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A new report says that reality star and stuntman Johnny Knoxville recently hinted at the potential for another in his series of Jackass movies. So look for "Jackass 5" coming soon to a Theater near you.

- Or you can just ask your kids and grandkids what's trending on TikTok.

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Disneyland is facing a lawsuit after “a worker dressed as Goofy collided with a woman and knocked her over, causing physical injuries”.

- Wait… Go back to the part about “a worker DRESSED as Goofy”??? Right… Like Goofy’s not real.

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CBS announced it will cancel it’s daytime show, “The Talk” after it’s 17th Season in December. .

- Now if someone one at ABC could just have the FINAL SEASON “Talk” with the ladies of “The View”.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick