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Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos, the Richest Man in the World with a net worth of $140 Billion - is getting divorced after 25 years of marriage.

- Some divorces take years. Bezos will get his FREE in just two days… if he has Prime.

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Turns out Bezos announced that he was getting divorced because pictures of him and his GIRLFRIEND were about to surface.

- He found his girlfriend while looking at a pic of his wife on Amazon. It said “If you like THAT… You may also be interested in THIS!”

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Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer are being roasted by both sides after their televised response to Prez Trumps Oval Office address on the Immigration issue.

- If you missed it, just remember your parents faces when you tried to sneak in the house after breaking curfew and crashing their car.

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A new study of 6.8 BILLION people around the world found that Men are the victims of discrimination more often than Women are.

- True or not, the big question is How did they interview 6.8 BILLION people??? Was it a telephone survey or did they go door to door??

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“Lonely George”, a Hawaiian tree snail who lived to the age of 14 and is the last known snail of his kind, has died.

- His grand-snails say he was a lot of fun and always encouraged them to come out of their shells.

- Fittingly, George the Snail died a slow death.

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Critics say the hottest gadget at the Consumers Electronic Show in Las Vegas - is an “intelligent toilet” with ambient mood lighting, Amazon Alexa voice controls and built-in surround sound speakers.

- I was okay with this until I got to the “surround sound speakers” part.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick

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