I was over the moon during yesterday's Solar Eclipse. Here's a pic of our puppy "Mars Rover" waiting for the big moment. A small step for Man, but a Giant Leap for Man's Best Friend. 


Yesterday's was the most viewed celestial event in U.S. history. 

- With the exception of the time Kim Kardashian Mooned a pic for Instagram.  


President Trump was caught on camera looking up at the eclipse without special glasses. 

- White House doctors say they'll do whatever it takes to "Make Trump's Retinas Great Again". 


Tiger Woods and his ex-girlfriend, Olympic Skier Lindsay Vaughn are the latest celebs to have their private naked photos hacked and posted on the web. 

- When are people gonna realize that there is no such thing as a "PRIVATE" naked photo??? 

- To be honest, I have no interest pics of Tiger's putter. 


New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie is rumored to be writing a book about his political career. 

- It'll either be called "The Count of Monte Crisco" or "The Art of The Meal". 


Croatia has opened a beach bar for dogs that features beer brewed with ingredients that appeal to canines. 

- Local Cats are demanding an upscale Wine Bar. 


Have a great day and I'll see you back here Wednesday!