North Korean officials say they plan on test-firing nuclear missiles on "a weekly basis"; meanwhile Donald Trump said that Kim Jong Un has to "Behave".
- It's like Trump is Austin Powers and KJU is Mini-Me. (Or even more like Fat Bastard)
According to a new book, "Shattered: Inside Hillary Clinton's Doomed Campaign", then President Obama had to call Hillary twice on election night to tell her to concede.
- Turns out she wasn't just ready for a 3am call... she was ready for another one at 3:15am as well.
21,000 people attended the Easter Egg Roll on the White House lawn Monday.
- In a related story, Bill Clinton hosted his annual "Easter Egg Roll-In-The-Hay" in the backyard of his house in Chappaqua.
Researchers say that people are happiest at age 23 and 69.
- Right up until the wealthy 69 year old man finds out that his hot 23 three year old 2nd wife is pregnant with twins.
A new study found that more frequent sex can increase women's memory and help men live longer.
- Which is kind of a mixed blessing for guys. You may live longer, but your wife is going to remember everything that she thinks you ever did wrong.
A Traverse City boy was arrested for trying to choke his Mom after they argued about the lyrics to a Justin Bieber song.
- It's kind of refreshing... Usually when the words "Arrested" and "Justin Bieber" are used in the same sentence, Justin's the one in jail.
Have a great day and I'll see you back here Wednesday!