Donald Trump is being mocked for Tweeting a picture that shows him eating KFC with a knife and fork.
- The way things are going for him lately, KFC stands for Kentucky Fried Crow.
Vice President Joe Biden officiated a same-sex wedding for two White House staffers on Tuesday.
- Biden performed the ceremony...and President Obama gave away the country.
People on Twitter are using the hashtag #DemocraticWarMovies and posting movie titles that sound like a Clinton Scandal.
- Among them: "Debbie Wasserman Schultz Does Dallas", "Ben Hur-Ghazi" & for Bill, "I Know Who You Did Last Summer".
A new study by the AP found that a there is no actual proof that flossing provides any benefit to your mouth.
- A spokesman for Dentists said that the people who did the study were "missing more than a few Wisdom Teeth".
Floridians who believe they may have the Zika virus are being urged to refrain from having sex.
- So guys, don't be surprised if your wife says "Not tonight honey, I've got the Zika virus".
The widow of a Saudi billionaire skipped her husband's funeral so she could party on the Riviera.
- She's lucky he's dead... if he was alive, he'd kill her.
A dog in West Virginia put it's owners parked car in Drive and crashed it into a Walmart.
- Yup... It was a Range Rover.
- How many of you could Spot that one coming?
America's Olympic Swimmers are being warned not to stick their heads in the water in Rio because it's contaminated.
- This is gonna make it really tough for the underwater synchronized swim team.
The iconic Mickey Mouse Watch was unveiled by Disney on this day in 1933.
- It's still worn today by two famous people: Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton.
Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday!