Saturday, a sky diver in Los Angeles jumped 25,000 feet without a parachute and landed safely in a net.
- I thought the guy was a real daredevil until I heard about the net part.
- For his next death defying stunt, he'll sleep with Madonna.
Hillary Clinton told Fox News the cornerstone of her administration will be Domestic issues.
- Apparently Bill has switched from interns to the hired help.
The New York Post released nude photos of Melania Trump that were taken for a French magazine in 1995.
- Her approval rating immediately shot up in the polls.
- In a related story "Socialist Daily" released nude photos of Bernie Sanders taken at a Minimum Wage rally.
Pope Francis spent a few days touring Poland where he told millennials not to be couch potatoes and to get up and do something with their lives.
- I'm hoping he'll come to the states and give the same speech to my ex-brother-in-law, Joe.
Cleveland Cavaliers superstar LeBron James order 16 toppings on his pizza Saturday night.
- Wow... they even keep stats on his dinner orders.
Scott Baio is involved in a heated Twitter war with actress Rose McGowan.
- Apparently Scott is still riding his Trump bump from the RNC.
Have a great day and I'll see you back here Tuesday!