Saturday, a sky diver in Los Angeles jumped 25,000 feet without a parachute and landed safely in a net. 

- I thought the guy was a real daredevil until I heard about the net part. 

- For his next death defying stunt, he'll sleep with Madonna. 


Hillary Clinton told Fox News the cornerstone of her administration will be Domestic issues. 

- Apparently Bill has switched from interns to the hired help. 


The New York Post released nude photos of Melania Trump that were taken for a French magazine in 1995. 

- Her approval rating immediately shot up in the polls. 

- In a related story "Socialist Daily" released nude photos of Bernie Sanders taken at a Minimum Wage rally.


Pope Francis spent a few days touring Poland where he told millennials not to be couch potatoes and to get up and do something with their lives. 

- I'm hoping he'll come to the states and give the same speech to my ex-brother-in-law, Joe. 


Cleveland Cavaliers superstar LeBron James order 16 toppings on his pizza Saturday night. 

- Wow... they even keep stats on his dinner orders. 


Scott Baio is involved in a heated Twitter war with actress Rose McGowan. 

- Apparently Scott is still riding his Trump bump from the RNC. 


Have a great day and I'll see you back here Tuesday!