RIP... Bob Elliott, (on the right), one half of the great radio comedy team "Bob & Ray" has died at the age of 92. If you don't know them, they worked in the '50's, '60's and '70's and they were great heroes of mine and many others. I will feature some of their incredibly classic comedy bits on my new Podcast that will be up right here tomorrow, along with special guest Tom DeLisle. 

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Under the category "You've Gotta Be Kidding"... Somehow Donald Trump has been nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize for his "Vigorous peace through strength ideology", most likely by one of his supporters. He's up against some strong opposition including The Pope. 

- Trump is now wearing a baseball hat embroidered with the slogan, "Make The Nobel Peace Prize Great Again". 

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Levi's has released a new design called "wedgie fit" jeans that make your pants fit like you have a wedgie. 

- Because we all want to go back and re-live Junior High School.  

- The jeans go great with Levi's new line of "Swirly Sweaters". 

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A new report claims that before deciding on a career in comedy, Bill Cosby thought about becoming a priest. 

- Apparently he realized it would be pretty hard to convince the Nuns to stop by the Chapel for a cocktail. 

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A Yahoo Tech study found that more and more Millennials are swiping right on Tinder. 

- If you have any idea what that means, please contact me at dickpurtan.com. 

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Congrats to coach Jim Harbaugh and U of M Football for signing the #1 recruit in the country, defensive tackle, Rashan Gary! The announcement was made at the end of a star-studded awards show-like production by Harbaugh called "Signing of the Stars" yesterday on ESPN. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here tomorrow!

-Dick