According to Gawker Media, there are only 3 zip codes out of almost 43,000 in the entire U.S. that didn't have Ashley Madison accounts. 

- All three are in Amish Country where they're not allowed to use email. 

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The Trump campaign says they ejected Univision anchor Jorge Ramos from a rally because he was "ranting and raving like a madman". 

- That's Donald's job. 

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Speaking of The Donald... Former Ku Klux Klan Grand Wizard David Duke says that Trump is the "best of the lot" in this year's election. 

- It seems like just yesterday that Duke announced he was running for President, when he threw his big white hat in the ring. 

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A study by the University of Birmingham found that obese adults who drank a pint of plain tap water before every meal, lost almost 10 pounds in 12 weeks. 

- Which is great news for Obese adults everywhere...except for California since they don't have any tap water. 

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Joy Behar will re-join the cast of "The View" for it's upcoming 19th season. 

- As if I needed another reason NOT to watch that show. 

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MTV will present Kanye West with it's Video Vanguard Award at the VMA's this Sunday. 

- Wouldn't it be great if Beyonce jumped up on stage, grabbed the award and gave it to Taylor Swift?

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Friday with an all new Podcast!

-Dick