The media is all abuzz with the confirmation that Barry Manilow and his longtime manager Garry Kief were married in a secret ceremony last April.
- That sound you hear is millions of middle aged women's heart breaking and their husbands saying, "I told you so".
- Following the ceremony, the happy couple spent a romantic Weekend in New England.
- The two met at the Copa. Copacabana. It's the hottest spot North of Havana.
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And speaking of happy marriages... Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles celebrate their 10th Wedding Anniversary today.
- The Queen says Camilla is still crazy for Charles and that he has her "eating out of his hand"... mostly oats.
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McDonald's announced plans to start serving bigger burgers.
- The burgers may be bigger...but the kid at the drive-thru window is still gonna get your order wrong.
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According to a survey by the Centers for Disease Control, 90% of sexually active teens use contraception.
- The other 10% are registered at "Babies R Us".
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A headline on Rand Paul's website misspelled the world "education".
- Dan Quayle said it was no big deal...you know..."You say Potatoe, I say Potatoe".
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A New Jersey school teacher plead not guilty to having sex with 6 students in her car.
- The boys allegedly involved are supporting her...except for the one guy she gave a "C+".
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here tomorrow!
-Dick