A NASA researcher claims she had sex with a Dolphin back in 1963 to teach him how to communicate.
- Just to clarify, we're talking about an Ocean mammal, not a professional football player.
- Apparently it didn't work out well, since like a lotta guys, he hasn't called or texted her since the big date.
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A group of seniors at a Chicago high school made a "slight" error on banners and invitations featuring their Prom slogan. It read: "This Is Are Story".
- May I be the first to congratulate the high school's English Department on a job well done!
- Looks like some kids "our" going to summer school.
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1.000 clowns marched in protest of Mexico City's ban on circus animals.
- There haven't been this many Bozos in one place since the Kardashian family wedding reception.
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Paula Deen is launching her own internet cooking show.
- On the first episode, she and special guest Donald Sterling cook up a delicious White Bean Chili.
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A Seattle doctor has been suspended for "sexting" on his phone at least 640 times while performing surgeries.
- The anesthesiologists didn't notice because they were watching porn on their iPads at the time.
- One Scrub Nurse said she was shocked...but still, he was the only man she'd ever worked with who could multi-task.
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The Pope cancelled several days of audiences due an undisclosed illness.
- The Papal doctor advised him to take two aspirin and have a glass of red wine everyday.
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Lawyers say the latest trend in Pre-nups is a "Social Media Clause" that can cause a spouse as much as $50,000 every time they post an embarrassing pic or TMI about their spouse on places like Facebook.
- Anthony Weiner just charged himself a million bucks on behalf of his wife Mrs. Weiner.
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Friday with a brand new Podcast...#125!
-Dick