There's a new trend where dogs are able to take yoga classes with their owners.
- The hardest part for humans is walking around in a circle and dragging their butts across the carpet.
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Today's Mega-Millions lottery jackpot has grown to $586 million.
- Which is just $10 bucks more than desperate parents are paying to get a $399 PlayStation4 on Amazon, in time for Christmas.
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Someone uploaded the entire "confidential" Obamacare navigator training manual to the Internet.
- So now you can finally access info on Obamacare on the Internet!
- But then again people say you can't believe everything you read on the Internet...with the possible exception of what you read here on dickpurtan.com!
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The US Government is considering giving Edward Snowden Amnesty in return for the NSA documents he took but didn't release.
- ...yet.
- They've also offered him a great deal on Health Insurance...which something tells me he's gonna need.
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Another former Disney teen star had a naked "selfie" leak onto the Internet, only this time it was a guy, Dylan Sprouse.
- Thus making him the first male Disney star to go public with out pants since Donald Duck.
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Wednesday!
-Duck. Uh...Dick.