A new article in Vanity Fair details how the Church of Scientology goes about finding wives for Tom Cruise by having them audition for an alleged video for the Church. “The Chosen One” has to sign a ton of confidentiality agreements. One woman who dated him for a month claims that she was dumped by Cruise and forced to scrub toilets with a toothbrush and dig ditches at night after she told a friend about her relationship with Tom. 

- Don’tcha just love a good old-fashioned love story? 

- Most women have to wait for the “scrub toilets” part until after the marriage.