The National Enquirer is reporting that Monica Lewinsky is writing a tell-all book about her affair with President Clinton. In the book, Monica will allegedly claim that Bill was into three-somes and sex toys and that he had a sexless marriage and referred to Hillary as “a cold fish”. 



- Monica found out about the first couples lack of “romance” when Bill said, “I did not have sex with that woman… Hillary Clinton!” 


- Doctors say that Bill’s heart surgery gave him an extra 10 years… but reading this book could shave off a few.