A French court has ordered a gossip magazine to cease printing any more topless photos of the future Queen of England, Kate Middleton, and ruled that they must hand over all copies of the photo to the Palace. 

- Which might explain Prince Harry’s sudden interest in scrapbooking. 

Meanwhile, the gossip rag has hinted that it has even more “intimate” pix of Kate along with her husband William having sex. 

- If they really want to embarrass the Royal Family they should release photos of Charles and Camilla having sex.