There’s a new coffee on the market that is advertised as the most highly caffeinated coffee in the world. If you don’t like it, you can return it within 60 days. 

- That is if you can keep your hands steady enough to fill out the return slip. 

- Doesn’t the economy have us all jittery enough? 

- If you add cream to it, you can technically call it a “Milk Shake”.