A new study says that 70% of women think they’re fat at least 3 times a day. 

- Those three times? All morning. All afternoon. And all evening. 

- This explains the bumper sticker I saw on a woman’s car the other day reading, “Does This SUV Make My Butt Look Big?”. 

- The same study showed that 70% of obese men think they look great in a Speedo.