Russia is considering finally burying the body of Soviet leader Vladimir Lenin, which has been kept in a glass display case since his death in 1924. 

- Moments after the announcement Windex stocks tumbled in the Russian market.  

- It’s too bad Michael Jackson isn’t alive. He’d buy Lenin, fly him to the Neverland Ranch, and and put him in a curio cabinet.

- He’s been in a glass case just a year less than the display piece of Cherry Pie at a diner near my house.