Move over William and Kate… there’s a new Royal couple grabbing the headlines. North Korea’s Kim Jong Un has a girlfriend! Hyon-Song-wol is a previously married pop-star who had a string of hits including “Excellent Horse-like Lady”. 

- It figures only somebody famous could snag a hottie like Kim Jong Un! 

- Kim is apparently so smitten with her, he promised to never have her executed! 

- They want the same things all young North Korean couples want: a nice house, a few kids and some food.