According to a new law, all businesses will be required to allow miniature horses to be used as “Guide Animals”.
- If not, they’re going to have to pony up a hefty fine.
- Thus the old adage, “A miniature horse can lead you to water, but it can’t make you drink.”
The Justice Department will also be enforcing “steepness” standards on the playing surfaces at miniature golf courses.
- Sounds like the Justice Department spends their days just putt-puttering around.