Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg tied the knot with his longtime girlfriend the day after pocketing over $16 Billion dollars with his IPO. 

- She wouldn’t marry him until she was positive he’d be a good provider. 

- A lot of couples spend their wedding night counting all the cash they got. If that’s the case, the Zuckerbergs aren’t going to sleep until 2077. 

- Instead of “I Do’s” they “I PO-ed!”