If you don’t want to know how it ends… don’t read any further! Yes… Newt Gingrich is finally dropping out of the Presidential race today. 

- Newt’s goodbye is sort of like Cher’s Farewell Tour without the see-thru costumes.   

- Mitt Romney was considering Newt as his choice for VEEP, but only so he and Calista Gingrich could share hairspray.