The defense has rested in the John Edwards trial without Edwards or his baby-mama mistress Rielle Hunter ever taking the stand. 

- If only John had “rested” instead of “sexted” he wouldn’t be in trouble in the first place. 

- Broadway is already planning a show about the trial… It’s called “Hairspray The Musical - Part II”. 

- Some of the witnesses broke down on the stand… but it wasn’t from emotion, it was the fumes from John’s hairspray.