The White House is reporting that according to reliable sources, Osama bin Laden wated to change the name of Al Qaeda.

He’d apparently narrowed down the list to the following: 

- “Al Qaedarashian”

- “America’s Next Top Turban”

- “Two-And-A-Half Jihadists”

- “Really, Really MAD Men”

- “DWTSB” (Dancing With The Suicide Bombers”)

- “Kanye East”

P.S. He was going to go with “Charlie Sheen” but even Osama wasn’t that crazy!