The White House is reporting that according to reliable sources, Osama bin Laden wated to change the name of Al Qaeda.
He’d apparently narrowed down the list to the following:
- “Al Qaedarashian”
- “America’s Next Top Turban”
- “Two-And-A-Half Jihadists”
- “Really, Really MAD Men”
- “DWTSB” (Dancing With The Suicide Bombers”)
- “Kanye East”
P.S. He was going to go with “Charlie Sheen” but even Osama wasn’t that crazy!